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If you ever get a boil in your ass-crack, I recommend just telling people you fell on your tailbone and bruised it. It causes less
And you have to explain why you're so completely uncomfortable all the frikkin' time,
or, if ever there is an uncomfortable lull in conversation, the pain in your ass will be there waiting to fill that void, and having that backup story really will save everyone some embarrassment...

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