1. 1) What is your favorite word?
2. Spazieren. German for casually strolling.
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   2)What is your least favorite word?
   Colonel. What the fuck language did we steal that from? What a train wreck of a word.
4. 
   3) What turns you on?

1. 4) What turns you off?
   ignorance. disgust. people who walk slow in front of me.

1. 
   5) What sound or noise do you love?

6) What sound or noise do you hate?
Bathroom fans.

7)What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt. Fuck.

8) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Possibly a music career. I took it so seriously in my teens and twenties, but things are so different now.

1. 9) What profession would you not like to do?
   I did retail for 3 years. That's more than enough.
   
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   10) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
   Finally.