As some of you may have noticed, O.J. Simpson was the winning celebrity from the last Death Poll featured on my website. He received 27% of the 70+ votes. Here's the story and artwork.
In my most recent sit down interview, I got to chat with O.J. Simpson himself. My buddy Eli Roth had already detained him and had a little bit of Hostel style fun before I even got there. It seemed as though Eli blow torched O.J.'s eyeball and smashed his knees in with a ball peen hammer. Needless to say, "Juice" wasn't really talking much, but his mouth had also been busted up a bit...so I was patient. But, after almost an hour of listening to him mumble about how "he didn't do anything wrong" and then begging for us to let him go, I finally decided to end our session. Eli handed me a meat hook and I slashed the bloated belly of Mr. Simpson to finally expose him for the fraud that he is. Just as we suspected, O.J. was full of shit...A LOT of shit. We let him bleed out as we quickly made our exit.
Thanks again to everybody that voted.
In my most recent sit down interview, I got to chat with O.J. Simpson himself. My buddy Eli Roth had already detained him and had a little bit of Hostel style fun before I even got there. It seemed as though Eli blow torched O.J.'s eyeball and smashed his knees in with a ball peen hammer. Needless to say, "Juice" wasn't really talking much, but his mouth had also been busted up a bit...so I was patient. But, after almost an hour of listening to him mumble about how "he didn't do anything wrong" and then begging for us to let him go, I finally decided to end our session. Eli handed me a meat hook and I slashed the bloated belly of Mr. Simpson to finally expose him for the fraud that he is. Just as we suspected, O.J. was full of shit...A LOT of shit. We let him bleed out as we quickly made our exit.
Thanks again to everybody that voted.