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Sunday May 04, 2003

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Another week, another pull on the toilet-handle.

I am beginning to enjoy my status as a fugitive from justice. And all my leads are cold.

I think I will seek out further thrills in Arizona. I almost bit it there a few times some years ago; perhaps this year I'll finally get the job done.

My crime: mediocrity. My penance: a life without living.
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soraya:
you know, you can get out of that whole mediocricity thing. really, you are the only one to blame for it. shit. you still got plenty of time to feel like you're really doing anything worthwhile. i say fuckit. do it. anything really besides what you are now.
May 8, 2003
soraya:
and chubby boy centerfold. that's a good one. original.
May 8, 2003

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