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Iran, Islamic Republic Of

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Wednesday Mar 12, 2003

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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I am covered with mud and I have the long-handled axe out. The fruits of rainy wood-chopping.

Let's play a little game; I call it "Turkish Prison." There are two ways to play: you talk - I listen, or, you scream - I laugh. To let you know that I'm a nice guy, I'll let you choose first.
ophelia:
Rainy wood-chopping conjures such weird mental images. For some reason it keeps making me think of Stephen King's "Gerald's Game". I don't quite know why.
Thinking can be good. Correction. Dreaming can be good. Thinking tends to make bad things surface, which, in turn, makes bad things happen. No more thinking for me.
Mar 13, 2003

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