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dick_army

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

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Monday Mar 10, 2003

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I remember that time you wanted to make out with that guy in the bar. You were so hopped up on whiskey when you sat down next to him and said very loudly, "Do you want to go to the alley and make out?"

We were your friends and pretended like we didn't notice. I was a little hurt even though I didn't show it. The guy looked horrified; he fled before you could even get your arm around him.

You looked so forlorn sitting there drunk with your legs askew and your party hat drooping over your bangs. I never loved you more than that moment. It will remain etched in my mind forever.
dick_army:
Tonight was brought to you courtesy of Pabst Blue Ribbon, the Beta Band and the bitter taste of my regret. Avoir!
Mar 10, 2003

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