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Dec 28, 2002
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When last we met our intrepid hero, Snugglepuss had just defeated the evil genuis MC Fuzzynutsack.

Despite his full command over the deadly Five Tounge Technique, Fuzzynutsack proved no match for Snugglepuss' barrage of Fur Flying Fists.

The battle ended with defeat for MC Fuzzynatsack, but before being defeated he left our hero with an important question: "What, exactly is in Ovaltine?"

Unfortunately, Fuzzynutsack expired before Snuggles could get the location of Keiko and her captors from the villain.

Alone in the land of the Bubblemen, with the trail of his one true love, Keiko, gone cold, Snuggles faces defeat.

Back on Earth, the Fur Force are in dire strats as they battle the teeming hordes of the Sweaterites.

Bent on ruling the Earth and ultimately the galaxy, the Sweaterites have unleashed the devastating energy of the Crack Rocks of Doom upon the unwitting humans.

The Fur Force, sworn gaurdians of the planet Earth. Have met the Sweaterites and their new army of Crackhead Commandos!

However, without their leader, Snuggles, the Fur Force have found the battle for the planet to be no sure victory. Even now, the evil Dr. Fricke Von Poopjacket, leader of the Sweaterites plans his ultimate triumph ...
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drstinkypants:
i am the not so direct descendant of dr fricke von poopjacket. the illegitamate child of his half brother, sir fricke von stinkypants. the "fricke von" was later dropped to hide my connection with the family

[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]
Jan 2, 2003
drstinkypants:
yea it really isnt fair whats happened to our once respected and fecal family name. i am actually using my PHD in mockery to unleash a plague of irritable bowel syndrom upon those who would besmirch our name.
Jan 3, 2003

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