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Iran, Islamic Republic Of

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Saturday Dec 28, 2002

Dec 27, 2002
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OK. I am drunk as fuck right now.

The one, the only the ALMIGHTY Swayze has been speaking to me and he says, "Shut-up."

I, however, have other plans.

No, I will not uncover the covert illuminati of the Swayze, but I will ramble in in a cold-ass fashion. I am drunk, and yes I have been cheating.

It's just that you were so inviting, so cool to the touch. I'm sorry PBR. I drank Budweiser tonight, can you ever forgive me. Not like it matters; the Swayze could have you face down in a grave you dug yourself anyway. But still, just because the Swayze is hard, that doesn't mean I'm not a nice guy. So I'll warn you: get out of town.

The Swayze doesn't think your ranch is cool and he doesn't appreciate you coming into town and muscling in on his territory. Humboldt is only big enough for so many fish. You either need to drag your sorry ass back to SoCal, or you need to cut a deal.

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