Christmas comes and soon it will go, leaving only a bad taste in my mouth and residue of a thousand bitter tears on my cheeks.
I didn't get what I wanted for Xmas: a 12-gauge. Shucks, I'm not picky, I would've taken a 20-gauge, and I never expected someone to actually gift me a dirtbike. But C'mon, they sell them at K-Mart for Christ's sake.
All I got for Xmas was a one-week notice that my job is being eliminated. That means my last day is on the 2nd! That also means I'm corn-holed!
Happy Fucking Xmas.
I didn't get what I wanted for Xmas: a 12-gauge. Shucks, I'm not picky, I would've taken a 20-gauge, and I never expected someone to actually gift me a dirtbike. But C'mon, they sell them at K-Mart for Christ's sake.
All I got for Xmas was a one-week notice that my job is being eliminated. That means my last day is on the 2nd! That also means I'm corn-holed!
Happy Fucking Xmas.
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I got a set of knives that you can have
is it Belle and Sebastian?
no, I know I have seen it before, just can't quite figure it out.
maybe you should buy an assload of drugs and go to a topless juicebar.
but if you can't afford it, sledgehammers are pretty cheap and it's fun to smash things. especially moving things. Brass knuckles!? brass knuckles are great at parties! Stun guns! Very nice watching someone spasm on the floor for ten minutes, letting them get up, and hitting them again...