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Friday Dec 20, 2002

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OK, I got off work and went to the Alibi ...
Drank a bunch of Olympia and now I'm drinking what? Why PBR of course.
I was wondering; is there anyone who doesn't like the Ramones? I mean, besides John Ashcroft and other speds like that.
Are they really the greatest band ever? There is a high degree of likeliness to the answer: yes.
And why is it that I've now heard the Thompson Twins twice tonight? Hold me now, and all that.
I think right now if I got to meet God, I'd ask him this: Why did you have to have my best friends move in behind my ex-girlfriend's house? I mean, are you really that much into torture? Or are you trying to toughen me up?
I think if God's real goal was to toughen me up, he/she accomplished that shit a long time ago. Now this, this is overkill.
I've gone out with lots of girls all over this fine nation of ours, and finally I met someone who completed me. So of course, in true tragic fashion, she cheated on me and we broke up in an unpleasant way. Now I get to be reminded of it like every day.
OK, you know, maybe the Ramones aren't the greatest band ever ... it just might very well be Devo. Oh, the indecision. Or was that indigestion?
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boxterjulep:
thanks for the tip, man. Swayze...fuck, i forgot about that tight pants wearing mofo. yeah, if he knows about my plot he'll definitely fuck it up for me. thanks for looking out for my sorry ass. I'm off to do some crimes.

Boxter Julep D.
Dec 20, 2002
rubgrrl:
haha...you must be the only other person that I've ever met that has actually read that book too.

I think it's fabulous...I even have an autographed copy!

smile
Dec 21, 2002

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