I can still remember the first time I saw you.
Remember? We were 16 and you were walking over to the Duchess convenience store in your bare feet. I had just convinced Troy to buy me a pack of Winstons.
Do you remember a year or so later when we would skip lunch with the gang and smoke cigarettes at your house? I can still...
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Remember? We were 16 and you were walking over to the Duchess convenience store in your bare feet. I had just convinced Troy to buy me a pack of Winstons.
Do you remember a year or so later when we would skip lunch with the gang and smoke cigarettes at your house? I can still...
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When last we met our intrepid hero, Snugglepuss had just defeated the evil genuis MC Fuzzynutsack.
Despite his full command over the deadly Five Tounge Technique, Fuzzynutsack proved no match for Snugglepuss' barrage of Fur Flying Fists.
The battle ended with defeat for MC Fuzzynatsack, but before being defeated he left our hero with an important question: "What, exactly is in Ovaltine?"
Unfortunately, Fuzzynutsack expired...
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Despite his full command over the deadly Five Tounge Technique, Fuzzynutsack proved no match for Snugglepuss' barrage of Fur Flying Fists.
The battle ended with defeat for MC Fuzzynatsack, but before being defeated he left our hero with an important question: "What, exactly is in Ovaltine?"
Unfortunately, Fuzzynutsack expired...
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drstinkypants:
i am the not so direct descendant of dr fricke von poopjacket. the illegitamate child of his half brother, sir fricke von stinkypants. the "fricke von" was later dropped to hide my connection with the family
[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]
[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]
drstinkypants:
yea it really isnt fair whats happened to our once respected and fecal family name. i am actually using my PHD in mockery to unleash a plague of irritable bowel syndrom upon those who would besmirch our name.
I smoke. And again. Three four.
Why do I smoke? Is it to shave the years of this insipid joke called my life? Is it to rebel against my very being? Is it because I wanted to impress girls when I was 16?
Perhaps it is because of all those things, or none. Why should I care why I smoke when I know that I...
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Why do I smoke? Is it to shave the years of this insipid joke called my life? Is it to rebel against my very being? Is it because I wanted to impress girls when I was 16?
Perhaps it is because of all those things, or none. Why should I care why I smoke when I know that I...
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boxterjulep:
let me light that up for you. maybe it'll take the pain away for a minute or two.
boxterjulep:
hey! no light for yoU.
you shouldn't post drunk in peoples' journals. you don't know what kind of ass you might be making of yourself. only your own is acceptable
you shouldn't post drunk in peoples' journals. you don't know what kind of ass you might be making of yourself. only your own is acceptable
OK. I am drunk as fuck right now.
The one, the only the ALMIGHTY Swayze has been speaking to me and he says, "Shut-up."
I, however, have other plans.
No, I will not uncover the covert illuminati of the Swayze, but I will ramble in in a cold-ass fashion. I am drunk, and yes I have been cheating.
It's just that you were so inviting,...
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The one, the only the ALMIGHTY Swayze has been speaking to me and he says, "Shut-up."
I, however, have other plans.
No, I will not uncover the covert illuminati of the Swayze, but I will ramble in in a cold-ass fashion. I am drunk, and yes I have been cheating.
It's just that you were so inviting,...
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Christmas comes and soon it will go, leaving only a bad taste in my mouth and residue of a thousand bitter tears on my cheeks.
I didn't get what I wanted for Xmas: a 12-gauge. Shucks, I'm not picky, I would've taken a 20-gauge, and I never expected someone to actually gift me a dirtbike. But C'mon, they sell them at K-Mart for Christ's sake....
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I didn't get what I wanted for Xmas: a 12-gauge. Shucks, I'm not picky, I would've taken a 20-gauge, and I never expected someone to actually gift me a dirtbike. But C'mon, they sell them at K-Mart for Christ's sake....
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uswer8024082082084:
sorry sorry
I got a set of knives that you can have
is it Belle and Sebastian?
no, I know I have seen it before, just can't quite figure it out.
maybe you should buy an assload of drugs and go to a topless juicebar.
I got a set of knives that you can have
is it Belle and Sebastian?
no, I know I have seen it before, just can't quite figure it out.
maybe you should buy an assload of drugs and go to a topless juicebar.
manmademadness:
nothing more fun then a 12 gauge rampage...
but if you can't afford it, sledgehammers are pretty cheap and it's fun to smash things. especially moving things. Brass knuckles!? brass knuckles are great at parties! Stun guns! Very nice watching someone spasm on the floor for ten minutes, letting them get up, and hitting them again...
but if you can't afford it, sledgehammers are pretty cheap and it's fun to smash things. especially moving things. Brass knuckles!? brass knuckles are great at parties! Stun guns! Very nice watching someone spasm on the floor for ten minutes, letting them get up, and hitting them again...
Damn you gas station burritos! Damn you, you terrible wonderful tubes of beany and cheesy wickedness! I curse you! I spit on you! God, I love you!
Oh my poor little stomach, I have abused you for far too long.
Oh my poor little stomach, I have abused you for far too long.
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emily:
your pic kicks so much ass!!
kid_607_evil_ins:
all i have to say to your hooker story: "God bwess us evweone". that is one serious tweaker.
lemme drip with sarcasm real quick. my favorite Chrissy was the time my brother's dad, in his drunken stupor, told me in front of his drunken frinds that there is no Santa. Yeah, I was nine and should have it figured out by then, but what a fucker. my mom left him that night and i recall eating at Denny's. since then it's been a lovely ime of the year had by all.
ok, now i can face the day.
lemme drip with sarcasm real quick. my favorite Chrissy was the time my brother's dad, in his drunken stupor, told me in front of his drunken frinds that there is no Santa. Yeah, I was nine and should have it figured out by then, but what a fucker. my mom left him that night and i recall eating at Denny's. since then it's been a lovely ime of the year had by all.
ok, now i can face the day.
I am at work. There is a bank of TV monitors in front of me. The dull glow they emit seeps into my pores as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sings Xmas songs.
Ah, the disgust, my bitter oblivion.
The feeling will pass soon.
Ah, the disgust, my bitter oblivion.
The feeling will pass soon.
Recovery begins ... now.
OK, I am now officially not hung over. Not that I was hung oer all that bad before. Still though, everything is echoing in my head and it is hard to type. Indeed.
Damn you Pabst Blue Ribbon! Wonderful devil of my petard!
I don't know what to do. I should eat but I'm just not in the mood. I suppose...
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OK, I am now officially not hung over. Not that I was hung oer all that bad before. Still though, everything is echoing in my head and it is hard to type. Indeed.
Damn you Pabst Blue Ribbon! Wonderful devil of my petard!
I don't know what to do. I should eat but I'm just not in the mood. I suppose...
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emily:
I like your picand i did enjoy reading your journal.
and i did enjoy reading your journal.OK, I got off work and went to the Alibi ...
Drank a bunch of Olympia and now I'm drinking what? Why PBR of course.
I was wondering; is there anyone who doesn't like the Ramones? I mean, besides John Ashcroft and other speds like that.
Are they really the greatest band ever? There is a high degree of likeliness to the answer: yes.
And...
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Drank a bunch of Olympia and now I'm drinking what? Why PBR of course.
I was wondering; is there anyone who doesn't like the Ramones? I mean, besides John Ashcroft and other speds like that.
Are they really the greatest band ever? There is a high degree of likeliness to the answer: yes.
And...
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boxterjulep:
thanks for the tip, man. Swayze...fuck, i forgot about that tight pants wearing mofo. yeah, if he knows about my plot he'll definitely fuck it up for me. thanks for looking out for my sorry ass. I'm off to do some crimes.
Boxter Julep D.
Boxter Julep D.
rubgrrl:
haha...you must be the only other person that I've ever met that has actually read that book too.
I think it's fabulous...I even have an autographed copy!
I think it's fabulous...I even have an autographed copy!
I am cold. Very cold. Ah, stale cigarette smoke and bitter coffee, my only friends. I am infused with the flavor of regret, derived from bitter tears.
Oh wait, I'm just at work ... I keep forgetting.
Oh wait, I'm just at work ... I keep forgetting.
Thats WAY funny! I mean it.
I'm a gamer-turbo-dork and that made me laugh.