I hope that none of you woke up today and found your house redecorated with toilet paper and eggs for April Fools Day.

I actually found myself doing some dirty deeds to those who deserve it. Just one little squirt of Krazy Glue in someones car door and they will wish that they weren't such a dick when they are trying to get to work in the morning. I would imagine that would especially suck if that one dick didn't have insurance, or even a license.

Even worse you might find compromising photos of yourself on the net...

The other day I found out that my ex-fiance is married and has a kid on the way. We have been broken up for about 2 years after a 2 year failed engagement. I think SG was the real breaking point for him. He couldn't stand to think of me naked on the internet and in fount of photographers. What killed it for me was his alcoholic, womanizing behavior, and I am pretty damn sure that he cheated on me with his ex, who he ran back to the second I broke up with him.

Honestly all I can say is I am glad that it's not me. And I feel sorry for that kid.