dice

Hello Suicide Surfers,

Last night at my Holiday work party things got a little crazy. One of my coworkers who I had come with got totally smashed at the bar and disappeared for 2 hours. I didn't know what to think. This fellow is a total alcoholic and whenever I party with him he feels the need to confess his undying love for me. I guess he just doesn't get it. If I was really interested in him, I would have been with him a long time ago! To say the least I was relieved when he showed up missing and didn't think much of it.

Later, another coworker of mine told me that our store manager was outside and wanted to speek with me. Mind you I am a little drunk and kinda stoned. I step outside to see the boy passed out drunk in fount of the venue in a pool of his own vomit, and my manager is looking at me as if I need to do something, like this was in any way my responsibility.

So I found our ride and stuffed him in the back of his REALLY nice car with a plastic bag and the windows rolled down. Then went back and party, and hoped for the best.

Aside for that I had a lot of fun and enjoyed myself, taking advantage of the live music, free food and free drinks.

I bet you that boy called in sick and left me to pick up all of his work. We'll see. Off to work with me before I am late!

xoxo
Dice