diamondtuck

My nite with Private Mike...

Yesterday Private Mike and I went to a few bars east of 82nd. The night befor was a long hard night of carefully loading emptied gel capsules full of blow to insert with one finger. But the good times are just starting. The next stop was a double wide trailor they call the Backswing. It consist of full bar and a sub level stage to look down on the dancers that could be your adopted 30 year old friend's mom. We walk in, order a couple of drinks and sit at a table. Befor we know it a 50 somethin crank snorting babe named Sabrina comes and sits down next to me. And I'm like thinkn "She's HOT" She tells us that it is her birthday. I ask what do you want for your birthday? As she walks away she says lots and lots and lots of sex. I reply let me know if I can help. She turns her head only for us to see she is blushing. Couple drinks later and after Sabrina danced to a Head East song and live wire by the Crue. She comes and sits next to Private Mike says hows your night going? He's all, pretty good, you know we got a van? She said she'd hang up our posters for us. He corected her and said yes we have a band but we also have a van. She said well i have an apartment, to which private mike replies, "well you can't drive around in her apartment", asuming that she knew she would be in store for a night of birthday grade double penetration. She gets up and sits next to Jedediah and claims"I'll do both of you if that what takes to get with you" So I smile and put my arm around her and tell her shes a sweetheart. Now a blond skinny gal with a lil beer belly that is thick and solid like a honey roasted ham named Freedom sits next to us and says"Hey what you men doin tonight?" We're all " Going to a fashion show. Wanna go?" Their like "Hell Yeh!!!" So then they go back stage(The girls bathroom to change.) Now Private Mike and I start talking to the pasty faced 300lbd chain smoking red neck named BEAR. We ask "Whats going on?" He says "Just hangin with my sis." Private mike says,"oh you're pals with freedom?", and he says no she's my sister....
To which Private says she's real pretty.
Bear leans over to Diamond and starts talking about runs he's taken on his bike.
Diamond says you talk'n bout the polar bear run?
Bear says I didn't this year but a lady the shirt. He goes on to brag about making it to arizona in 13 hours, and how he made a fortune driving hookers to vegas from portland as a limo driver. Private mike pretends to be interested so that the wooly mammoth does'nt decide to demolish him with his brass knuckles. Diamond gives the ladies his cellular phone number hoping for hot satisfaction. They said they'd call.
we leave and go to the EXOTIC on columbia. Private Mike has the fishnchips Diamond Tuck has the grilled cheese/tomatoes and a couple of vodkas cran.
We left and went back to the BackSwing to show the ladies we meant business.
Private mike thought there was another lady he could make his, but as he got closer he discoed she was a hard tweeking meaty latina meth whore, and he already had one for breakfast. So we stood up gettn our leather jackets on ready to leave and both of these dirty sluts come up to give us sweet sweet hugs and sweet sweet kisses we give them every thing we got. Private Mike and I drive off waitting for a phone, call but neither of us receive a call. Lonely in the dark...