diablolipop

yet another unplanned hiatus. No hospitalization this time just ... no urge to be here.I'm always in pain, as if the gremlins in my belly weren't enough i now got them invading my groin, or like my old football Defensive line coach used to say "muh Grow-IN" They THINK i have a hernia. think .. why don't they know. it feels like the right side of my crotch is on fire. if you have ever been stabbed then you know the burn I'm talking about. every time i walk, stand still, sit up, sit down, fart, itch my ass.... no matter what I do it hurts like a three-year-old is shoving a fork at my junk, blindly. I'm sitting here in a comfy office chair and the left side Itches and the right side Burns. if i itch the itchy side i get stabbed, if i try and do anything about the hot side Stabby McStabberson Jr. takes a shot. when i get up to go to bed, shes going to sneak up and kick me in the junk then stab me, getting up and down usually requires a second or two to compose myself so i don't scream at the top of my lungs cursing god and whoever else i can think of at that second.

remember when i mentioned they "Think" I have a Hernia. well a hernia is a tear in your muscle wall where your intestines squeeze through. sometimes they squeeze in and out and are hard to find. They refer to this as a "non-incarcerated" meaning the intestine isn't trapped in the abdominal wall, it slides in and out freely (just like sex, RHPS cheap shot I had to take it) but no there seems to be no evidence that the intestine is moving freely or not. and then it did something odd, it changed sides. Hernias don't move, but mine did. it moved from my left leg to my right.

So here is what they think...Think is going on. I have a great deal of free fluid in my belly. this fluid will want to escape a weak spot in my groin, is good for intestines, and great for free fluid. This sucks.

Have fun Yall all i can do is dope up and hold still.