where do I begin....
I haven't posted in a while, no one reads them so one wonders why bother at times.
Saturday was my wife's birthday and we took full advantage of this excuse to do something other than the normal "sit around and do nothing". For as long as I have known her, Liz has said for her 30th Birthday "we are going to Chuck E. Cheeses'; DAMN IT". and boy did we. Fifteen adults, Four children, Four Pizza's, 200 tokens, a five foot tall rat, and $150 later Phase one was completed. Phase Two "is it weird that I (Liz) want to go to a strip club for my birthday?", to which my response was along the lines of "not as long as i get to go see boobies too"
Day concluded at 3 AM with some Gigity gigity and the alarm clock waking me up for work at 6:30 am. Other than being tired as fuck my day looked like it was going to be normal... boy was i wrong. The store opened up at 9 am, normal BS. checking in trucks checking out trucks. The last "Morning Rush" customer comes in and as I'm doing her paperwork, the outside guy comes inside to get my attention.
Sam: Hey Dave, you have GOT to check this out.
Dave: Kay...
S: (Points to a truck) I was cleaning this guy and i found somthing under the seat you might wanna take a look at
D: ok, (eyes damn near pop out of sockets) is that... what i think it is?
S: um, yup
D: no way
S: Way
D: Holly Shit
S: (Sam pulls an M-15 assault rifle out from under neath the seat)
D: K, I'm gonna go call the cops, can you make sure there isn't an atomic Bomb some where under the hood, i mean while were looking and all.
we were the talk of the company today.
I haven't posted in a while, no one reads them so one wonders why bother at times.
Saturday was my wife's birthday and we took full advantage of this excuse to do something other than the normal "sit around and do nothing". For as long as I have known her, Liz has said for her 30th Birthday "we are going to Chuck E. Cheeses'; DAMN IT". and boy did we. Fifteen adults, Four children, Four Pizza's, 200 tokens, a five foot tall rat, and $150 later Phase one was completed. Phase Two "is it weird that I (Liz) want to go to a strip club for my birthday?", to which my response was along the lines of "not as long as i get to go see boobies too"
Day concluded at 3 AM with some Gigity gigity and the alarm clock waking me up for work at 6:30 am. Other than being tired as fuck my day looked like it was going to be normal... boy was i wrong. The store opened up at 9 am, normal BS. checking in trucks checking out trucks. The last "Morning Rush" customer comes in and as I'm doing her paperwork, the outside guy comes inside to get my attention.
Sam: Hey Dave, you have GOT to check this out.
Dave: Kay...
S: (Points to a truck) I was cleaning this guy and i found somthing under the seat you might wanna take a look at
D: ok, (eyes damn near pop out of sockets) is that... what i think it is?
S: um, yup
D: no way
S: Way
D: Holly Shit
S: (Sam pulls an M-15 assault rifle out from under neath the seat)
D: K, I'm gonna go call the cops, can you make sure there isn't an atomic Bomb some where under the hood, i mean while were looking and all.
we were the talk of the company today.
jonnytrrrash7:
sounds like some fun times up there! guns scare me.