diablolipop

I'm protesting mothers day!
well not really, i love my mom. but i don't need a special day set aside so that i can buy her a bunch of flowers, a few strawberries dipped in chocolate, a gift card to red lobster and lunch at a restaurant that i cant afford to eat dinner at.wow this is sounding more like a date the more i type. think she'll put out... well eww.

heres where i draw the line... i call my mom once in awhile, we live close. if she needs something she calls, if i have not called her in what to her crazy ass is too long, she calls me. we have a relationship, if hall-fucking-mark needs to put out a call to the guilt gods, i don't need to send her a card, i need a soul. granted everyones moms weren't cool. mine was i was lucky.both my "fathers" were pricks. maybe she was just making up for that, or maybe she knew she was gonna pop a girder in her squash and go nuts at 53. guess thats my only legacy left, 2 years till i go certifiably nuts. i got to get up so's i can feed her her tapioca pudding. j/k Were taking her to Spoto's for brunch, their supposed to be nice.

i still am waiting for my godmother fucker application from my wives goddaughter's parents, i mean what am i to do for that day?