All work and long days have made this Jack a dull boy. 
and I've got another meeting tonight......
I swear I've got to do something really naughty or I am going to pop! I think I'll leave the seat up on the potty and drink straight out of the milk carton just to be spiteful!!!!!
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and I've got another meeting tonight......
I swear I've got to do something really naughty or I am going to pop! I think I'll leave the seat up on the potty and drink straight out of the milk carton just to be spiteful!!!!!
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So on the drive home from the job tonight, I got behind this beater truck and plastered on the rear window is a bumper sticker that says honk if parts fall off. Now you know I had to lay into the horn and yea I am easily entertained that way!!!!! 
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er:
thank you sir. i hope to keep my teeth in shape so they don't fall out.
once when arguing about flossing with my mom, she said "well if you brush a lot but don't floss, your teeth will be really clean when they all fall out!"
i'm not compliant with the flossing.
um, too much information. i'm prone to giving it.
once when arguing about flossing with my mom, she said "well if you brush a lot but don't floss, your teeth will be really clean when they all fall out!"
i'm not compliant with the flossing.
um, too much information. i'm prone to giving it.
king_of_skulls:
That was you???? Dude, you could have stopped after the first mile or so, and you didnt have to honk show tunes for good measures, i got the point.
Sheesh.
Just kidding, my bumper sticker says "Honk to initiate self destruct sequence".............. I get a lot of honking.
Peace bro.
[Edited on Jan 21, 2004 12:47PM]
Sheesh.
Just kidding, my bumper sticker says "Honk to initiate self destruct sequence".............. I get a lot of honking.
Peace bro.
[Edited on Jan 21, 2004 12:47PM]
Saw Big Fish last night what a wonderful fantastical movie. I laughed so hard that I sprayed soda out my nose GROSS! Thank god there wasn't anybody sitting directly in front of me! I have an uncle who was born and raised in the mountains of North Carolina that reminds me so much of Edward Bloom. He loves to tell tall tales and is never...
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rockzombie:
i saw Big Fish probably...mmm...2 weeks ago? but i have never seen a movie that made me want to alught that hard and cur so bad at the same time...
Tim Burton is my hero.
Tim Burton is my hero.
er:
you have pretty lips
Well another year older and deeper in debt as the song goes along with black crepe paper and he's fallen and he can't get up jokes all day!
A recent conversation placed here for entertainment purposes only don't read too much into it!
Boy: Hey baby how about some of that special mmm mmm tonight I've been good all week!
Girl: Sex isn't something that...
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A recent conversation placed here for entertainment purposes only don't read too much into it!
Boy: Hey baby how about some of that special mmm mmm tonight I've been good all week!
Girl: Sex isn't something that...
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king_of_skulls:
Happy Birthday, I know that i am late, but its the hind thought that counts.
I hope it went well, and as far as the geezer jokes, i woulda laid into you a couple years back, but i am closer on your heals so we will just say that you are holding up well for your age, and you should have a great resale value.
I hope that all your birthday wishes come true, and that you and yours are wonderfully happy and healthy. Many more to you my friend.
I hope it went well, and as far as the geezer jokes, i woulda laid into you a couple years back, but i am closer on your heals so we will just say that you are holding up well for your age, and you should have a great resale value.
I hope that all your birthday wishes come true, and that you and yours are wonderfully happy and healthy. Many more to you my friend.
buddha:
you don't understand how hard you rock
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Well that hurt like hell! Anyone care to peel me off the %$#$#!@! ceiling!! 
Oh and a tip for anybody going on for dental work don't try to down a super big gulp diet coke while 2/3 of your mouth is numb it sure aint pretty!!!
Oh and a tip for anybody going on for dental work don't try to down a super big gulp diet coke while 2/3 of your mouth is numb it sure aint pretty!!!
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the_mad_monk:
i still think she has a beautiful face, but the rest of her is so cookie cutter!
tarnish:
thank you for the compliment! 
thank you for the compliment! More Rumi:
Story Water
A story is like water
you heat for your bath.
It takes messages between the fire
and your skin. It lets them meet,
and it cleans you!
Very few can sit down
in the middle of the fire itself
like a salamander or Abraham.
We need intermediaries.
A feeling of fullness comes,
but usually it takes some bread
to bring it....
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Story Water
A story is like water
you heat for your bath.
It takes messages between the fire
and your skin. It lets them meet,
and it cleans you!
Very few can sit down
in the middle of the fire itself
like a salamander or Abraham.
We need intermediaries.
A feeling of fullness comes,
but usually it takes some bread
to bring it....
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the_mad_monk:
don't know but i'm sure it took a lot of practice!!!
jerawyn:
is Rumi a "form" or a "style"? I haven't heard of that...
Day two of VB Snow Fest 2004 is in full swing and it is coooold outside! I know it gets colder elsewhere but when your not in it on a regular basis it sucks!
I met RockinRicky last night, he manages a really cool local store called Panic on the Blvd. They even do mail order! He seems like a very cool nice guy!
I've...
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I met RockinRicky last night, he manages a really cool local store called Panic on the Blvd. They even do mail order! He seems like a very cool nice guy!
I've...
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buddha:
! i could read that kind of poetry all of the freaken time !
jerawyn:
that was really beautiful.
You got to love the weather around here! It was 75 degrees and sunny on Monday. Now today the temp is in the lower 30s and it has been snowing since midnight.
That is just not right!!!
*edited because my grammar was atrocious.
That is just not right!!!
*edited because my grammar was atrocious.
the_mad_monk:
Wish it had been 75 degrees last monday, down here it was a balmy 5 degrees, not counting wind chill, and i was working in it!
Well my tooth is killing me I had a filling come out about 4 months ago and had been putting off going to the dentist because I am a scare d cat, so finally my tooth let me have it! The pain got unbearable and I finally relented. I am scheduled for a root canal on Monday Arghhhh!
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the_mad_monk:
Well hey dude if that's your pay off, more power to ya! i'd perfer just buy a six-pack and saving the rest of the dental bill!
Nice to be back up on sg my New Years was great! But I can't say too much about the rest of the New Year.
I got chewed out, my apple laptop took a nose dive and had to go back in for repairs for the 4th time in 6 months and apple is still hemming and hawing on whether they will replace it). And...
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I got chewed out, my apple laptop took a nose dive and had to go back in for repairs for the 4th time in 6 months
and apple is still hemming and hawing on whether they will replace it). And... Read More
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the_mad_monk:
I know how you feel. My puter's power unit fan went out, so it kept shutting down in the middle of things! gateway was no help, in fact one guy had me reformat my HD without mentioning saving anything 
Califoria roll Mmmmm sounds good. and hey if i can eat Dog, i don't see why i can't handle raw fish!!!
Califoria roll Mmmmm sounds good. and hey if i can eat Dog, i don't see why i can't handle raw fish!!!
jerawyn:
The Sopranos=the New Crack.
I'm completely convinved of this. That's some phenomenal writing and acting though.
Did you know that Maurice Sendack did the set design for (Dallas/Houston?) Opera's version of "The Magic Flute". The monster costumes were great...the whole atmosphere was very much "Where the Wild Things Are", but lifesized...some opera companies (like ours) rent sets and productions..maybe it'll come to your town...don't miss it if you like Sendack(sic).
I'm completely convinved of this. That's some phenomenal writing and acting though.
Did you know that Maurice Sendack did the set design for (Dallas/Houston?) Opera's version of "The Magic Flute". The monster costumes were great...the whole atmosphere was very much "Where the Wild Things Are", but lifesized...some opera companies (like ours) rent sets and productions..maybe it'll come to your town...don't miss it if you like Sendack(sic).
Had a nice christmas but really glad it is over. Having to deal with family can sometimes be a little stressful.
Went to my favorite sushi bar tonight Kyushu on Newtown and had a great meal. Going to hang close to home for the rest of the night just a little burnt out!
Went to my favorite sushi bar tonight Kyushu on Newtown and had a great meal. Going to hang close to home for the rest of the night just a little burnt out!
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ally:
i love sushi!!!
it's not my vinyl, but i did help build the shelf!
it's not my vinyl, but i did help build the shelf!
the_mad_monk:
I've Traveled around a lot and have eaten a lot of things, but you know i've never had Sushi... 
Not even sure they have any around were i live,
Not even sure they have any around were i live, Just posted a few random pictures in the big cuddly boys group, nothing nekkid. Just ask that you keep the giggles to a low din. By the way my profile picture is me at the age of 4. I sure wish I still had that kick ass robot! 
rockzombie:
hey. i saw what you wrote and right off i thought you were one of those people thats askes me for recommendations but lives 100 miles away and i thought: oh man...i hate that...but then i realized you live here! thats awsome!
well, right off, im all about self promotion...so you could always get me to try and draw something up for your tat. but all the guys at my shop are very good at custom peices. jason in perticular has done a few octopuses. and marco, the guy who did my arm, works there also. but you should just come into ancient art on cleveland st and check out the portfolios and decide whos style you like the best! happy hunting!!!
well, right off, im all about self promotion...so you could always get me to try and draw something up for your tat. but all the guys at my shop are very good at custom peices. jason in perticular has done a few octopuses. and marco, the guy who did my arm, works there also. but you should just come into ancient art on cleveland st and check out the portfolios and decide whos style you like the best! happy hunting!!!
rockzombie:
yea, he is a veiled chamelion named Frank!
I think I'll go drive around with my blinker on.