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Great googly moogly has it been four months already? Hmm... I suppose it has! Shit, I guess that's what happens when you fall ridiculously in love

Yep, who knew an alcohol soaked near orgy could lead to the pickled depths of my blood pump

SO MUCH has happened in the past while it's crazyness. My sweet little MountainMamma fell ass over tea kettle for a damn Yank! Moved to West Virginia and married the crazy bastard and has the nerve to be as happy as a pig in poop about the whole thing despite the harsh reality of ABANDONING ME! Thankfully she inadvertantly made up for her absence by providing me the oportunity to break up a doomed coupling and salvage the best part for myself

Ready for the irony? It was actually earlier that same night that I had announced "I give up" as far as finding a man, being in an enjoyably relationship... ever. Shows what I know! He's the perfect combo of sci-fi nerd, athiest, B-movie afficionado, food fanatic, neat freak, beer drinking, thoughtful, tattooed, socially awkward dynamo I was extremely trepidatious at first because he has a daughter from a previous relationship and if you've read any of my previous posts or my profile you know I am NOT a kid person. Not a baby, infant, toddler, child, youth, tween or teen person. For the most part I really only get along with people in their twenties or older... maybe the years of working with the elderly have made me despise youth? No, I just don't like kids. Any way, I digress! The kid's cute and thankfully takes after her father in most ways. Plus she thinks I'm fabulous because I don't wear sweat pants everyday, I play littlest pet shop with her and well, the kid's not an idiot; I am fabulous

Whatever, that's enough catching up for now my cocktail needs freshening.
See you guys next year.