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Monday May 26, 2008

May 26, 2008
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I FINALLY HAD SEX!!! Dear god! It only took slightly over a year... oh, you heard me I said YEAR! eeek Clearly this unfortunate stint of celibacy was entirely forced and in no way voluntary. How did I avoid the perils of insanity? Well, it involved an unyielding regimen of crochet, reading, exercise and cleaning... oh, yah and drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.

It's so bizzar. He was actually nice to me... before and after getting into my pants. He even talks to me in engaging discussions of varrying content and asks questions about me and wants to do things I like with me... and he's nice. He's nice to just about everyone. It's so... biggrin I spent the whole weekend at his place; it was like a mini vacation. Dinner, wine, movies, arcade gambling for rediculously overpriced poorly made crap... and sweet sweet intercourse... *sigh*

Needless to say, next weekend I'm cooking him dinner... and putting his penis in my mouth... some more smile

Smell ya later bitches!
VIEW 26 of 26 COMMENTS
mneylu:
Sounds hot! smile How is this month going for you?
Jun 14, 2008
daveysockrocker:
hahaha holy shit. i cant remember the last time a blog surprised me. awesome.
Jun 23, 2008

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