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I KISSED A BOY! And he's cute, and has a job, isn't an alcoholic, was only a little drunk at the time and his police record is due to be expunged any day now It's so weird... some day soon I just may have sex with someone other than myself!

PS We (my chicas and I) have invented a shot, the Pussy Bomb. It's essentially a rip-off of a Jagger Bomb with the Jagger replaced with raspberry Sour Puss; delicious!