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OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! my stupid neck hurts! I've been gymping around my place for the last two days making old man noises and rubbing myself with linament... hotness. Why must pain killers/muscle relaxers cause severe nausea? It's balls I say!

That's just enough whining...

So I'm totally freaking stoked cause I may have found a new photographer! This is exciting because of my three sets only one didn't require me to travel hours from my home in the name of porn. Also, this is someone who I see/am capable of communicating with pretty much at will so details can be discussed ad nauseum as per my OCD to ensure there are no fuck ups. Thankfully the drama bomb was diffused. Drama bomb? you ask... well, it's all related yet again to the extreme weeness of my town. Now all that's left is for my neck to stop spazzing out so I can go to yoga, get my ass ready for its close up and take some dirty pictures. Yipee!

Oh, and someone buy me this? anyone? please?

**Edited for the sake of clarity** my neck is fucked up primarily because of severe tension, mostly work related. Derby would kick serious ass and be fun, therefore help alleviate my poopy stress... it's a theory...

*Ahem* shoe size US 10, my feet are big just like the rest of me!... that was subtle right?