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I'm a whore!!!

Now that I have your attention, isn't that photo amazing?!?! I still can't believe that's me... until I look at my hips/thighs and see the winter weight I was still carrying... (yes these are the thoughts that go through my brain... I am a woman, it's a disease with no cure)...
So... it's been a solid month of healthy living for the old whore aka me... it's kinda freakin me out! Vegetables, yoga, not getting blindingly drunk, sleeping, blackstrap molasses, pomegranate juice... EGADS! I think I'll celebrate by going dancing tonight... and possibly drinking till I can't see
Tomorrow will be a fest of all things girly-nail painting, pedicures, facials, gay ass movies like "The Notebook", sangria, melted brie and so on. Don't judge me!!! I've never done anything remotely like this before. As a child I was too busy crawling through swamps and poking at bugs to play with dolls or wear bows and shit and well... Ryan Gosling's hot so we can always just watch it on mute.

So I only got half the usual front page time as "usual" so go show my set some love.
And to continue the me as whore theme, help make my hopeful set go live some time in the near future.
Okay, my vagina hurts from all this whoring so I guess I'll take a break,

Take it easy you bastards!