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Tuesday Sep 11, 2007

Sep 11, 2007
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There's nothing like mastubating in the tub while listening to Danzig to melt my troubles away...*sigh*... beats the shit out of Calgon... especially with so many of my favourite residents dying/dead as of late... Mommy needs a kitchen floor marguerita.
For those of you who don't know how to make a kitchen floor marguerita you take one rollingpin to one bag of ice, add tequilla and lime, serve! Very handy when you don't own a blender.
PS when the fuck's my set going to be accepted/rejected? I REALLY hate waiting...
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melikefire:
I really hating waiting to see more nekkid Dez too. I have been looking forward to your next set for a long time. You're one of the hottest and funniest SG's. Your clown phobia cracks me up. Good luck with the future set...we are all looking foward to it! love
Sep 13, 2007
hellomrworld:
metal masturbation .. cool!
Sep 15, 2007

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