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So... I wanna move to Montreal!!!

God damn, I've fallen in love with a city and it only took a week.

So what did my new love show me to make me fall ass over tea kettle for it? Well, in no particular order:
-metal bar with wind machine on dance floor
-Schwartz's smoked meat
-my friends staying up till the crack of stupid farting on eachother
-peanutty chow mein at 4 in the morning
-Melona popcicles
-Poco Rico chicken sandwiches, seriously beefore I die I will use the "sauce" for lube at least once during what could only be the best sex of all time considering how simply eating the chicken made me wet.
-getting a full set of airbrushed whore nails dirt cheap
-a never ending death match between two emotionally retarded cats
-a bar that provides its patrons with free crafts to complete each monday
-carrying my friend down a set of stairs cause she couldn't walk again and fell asleep on the table in the bar again cause she'd puked at the first bar we were at again after the tequilla shots...
-being interviewed for a documentary about documentaries and NOT being looked at as a freak for the docus I've viewed or would like to see made
-trying on various metalic stretch garments, body suits and rompers in new and ... ineresting combinations and then trying not to piss myself laughing
-recovering from hangovers by watching every episode of the Hills and the Simple Life... I know, I know
-nearly getting into a brawl with three douche bags from Elora or Elmira or some other ass crack town over a pair of ski goggles. Trust me they had it coming.
-shooting an awsome set with the incredibly talented Shazzy. P.S. this lady don't take no shit! Cabbies of the world take note.
-flirting excessively, blatantly and whorishly.
-LAPRing with duct tape weapons in the middle of a park full of hippies and hobos that actually didn't annoy me (the hippies that is, I hate hippies as a rule)
-giant cock sized pickles.

And last but not least, this girl right here


She not only opened her home (including bed, air mattress, bathroom, etc) to myself and room mate/ co-conspirator but she put up with us for a week, showing our stupid asses around town, to the kick ass bars, restaurants, shops, parks, deps and so on all while being the wicked, sweet, hilarious, drunken, trouble making horny little bitch that I love.

So, I guess all that's left now is finding a job somewhere's in Montreal...
That totally poops on my donk. That's right, ya heard me. Mike Jones!
Love ya bitch xoxo
P.S. photos available in my album section