K, so went out thursday night. I ate lobster for the first time and proceded to drink my face off. I didn't plan on getting shitfaced... it just kinda happened. We met this dude, he kept buying us shots of Jager, nuff said! I did crawl into work on friday morning feeling like a sack of busted assholes. That plus the fact that I had to attend my grandmothers 75th birthday out in the country today inspired me to take it retardedly easy this weekend... okay, okay I brought a flask of whiskey to the park yesterday but the lemonade was really bland and needed some help in the flavour department. But yah, it's been an exceptionally G-rated weekend... I feel unclean.
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i won't cook you lobster to our first date, babe