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Sunday Apr 01, 2007

Apr 1, 2007
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So I used to think whoever thought of combining bars and bowling alleys was a genius. After this weekend I'm forced to reconsider.


Drinking and bowling, two activities I enjoy...


but I noticed, as the night went on


and the beer kept flowing


and my vision blurred



and my co-ordination became... impaired


that I'm hefting


a massive projectile through the air


and if by some chance my fingers slip




I could easily crush and or maim one of my friends


Thankfully this did not occur, but it could have... god damn I was drunk...
Remember, it's not manslaughter without the laughter!
xoxo ;P
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
trevallion:
I always get way too drunk whenever I drink and bowl.

Heinlein is the best!
Apr 2, 2007
26oo:
Soooo...jealous.
Apr 2, 2007

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