ok...
so after a bit of a blog/journal related debacle i am fine.
it seems words about a person were read by that person. god, i felt like i was eight on the playground again. felt more naked than i am on this site!!
should've deleted ages ago, but i did not. i was very embarassed by the whole incident, but now.... i am fine.
it takes a lot to take down this girl, you know?
it goes alot with the lessons i have learned in the passed year...
Lesson 1.
Never take a bubble bath with your boss. which is proceeded with never have sex with him, or live with him... although none of this was ever viewed as a great idea before hand, it just happened...
Lesson 2.
In the morning, take your bus money and run!! best works whilst they are still sleeping.... giggles.
Lesson 3.
When getting caught by the police with illegal firearms in a foreign country cry cry CRY your way out the arrest!!
Lesson 4.
Don't travel in the US with your favourite cowboy lighter in your purse, the fuckers will take it!
Lesson 5.
When going to work on a warm May day in an ass kissing tutu and 5 inch platform boots walk with head high and shoulders squared, uncovered and unabashed. Add in eating an ice cream bar to assure that no one will fuck with you or bat an eye. if you try to cover up, it is assumed you are some sort of hooker. If you are 6 feet tall with your ass on display in mid afternoon with a prized Magnum bar in your hand people assume you are insane and not to be fucked with. This was further proved last friday when i was on my way to the bus with my leopard mini and ripped up fishnets covered by my long coat. a man in a delivery truck not only almost wrecked trying to go thru the intersection to catch a glimpse of my knee that was exposed, he almost ran over a child trying to cross the street.
ahhhh...
my wisdom is vast my lovelies....
so after a bit of a blog/journal related debacle i am fine.
it seems words about a person were read by that person. god, i felt like i was eight on the playground again. felt more naked than i am on this site!!
should've deleted ages ago, but i did not. i was very embarassed by the whole incident, but now.... i am fine.
it takes a lot to take down this girl, you know?
it goes alot with the lessons i have learned in the passed year...
Lesson 1.
Never take a bubble bath with your boss. which is proceeded with never have sex with him, or live with him... although none of this was ever viewed as a great idea before hand, it just happened...
Lesson 2.
In the morning, take your bus money and run!! best works whilst they are still sleeping.... giggles.
Lesson 3.
When getting caught by the police with illegal firearms in a foreign country cry cry CRY your way out the arrest!!
Lesson 4.
Don't travel in the US with your favourite cowboy lighter in your purse, the fuckers will take it!
Lesson 5.
When going to work on a warm May day in an ass kissing tutu and 5 inch platform boots walk with head high and shoulders squared, uncovered and unabashed. Add in eating an ice cream bar to assure that no one will fuck with you or bat an eye. if you try to cover up, it is assumed you are some sort of hooker. If you are 6 feet tall with your ass on display in mid afternoon with a prized Magnum bar in your hand people assume you are insane and not to be fucked with. This was further proved last friday when i was on my way to the bus with my leopard mini and ripped up fishnets covered by my long coat. a man in a delivery truck not only almost wrecked trying to go thru the intersection to catch a glimpse of my knee that was exposed, he almost ran over a child trying to cross the street.
ahhhh...
my wisdom is vast my lovelies....
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2. True
3. I can get away with that in some countries, I'll bet. Blag it!
4. Really? What?
5. I'm not suprised you can stop traffic.