UL Vikings 36 - Cork Admirals 20
Good lord I had seven heart attacks, two conniptions, 4 anyeurisms and I may have given birth at one stage but it's a win. A hell of a hard fought game, but a win for the us and a clawback of some respect after the forfeit we had to the Admirals a couple of weeks back. I'm dead to the world now but I now have to undergo the great Viking tradition of getting absolutely flaming drunk, then rape (in the nice way) and pillage Limerick city. I am trying to get out of it because I'm not really in the mood but if I don't go, some members of the team will turn up at my place and abduct me. Don't laugh, it's happened before. Hell, I've done it to others before.
I'm growing more and more worried about my friend. I've talked her out of od'ing three times this week. It's starting to take a toll on me too, after talking to her for about 4 hours yesterday to convince her not to do it, I realised I was shaking pretty badly. I should point out I've only seen this girl once in the last 2 years. She means a lot to me though and we text constantly. Though usually about the same stuff. She keeps sounding like she's getting closer to doing the deed despite everything I say and do. I'm losing sleep over it now.
Apparently I've been voted least likely to "get with" the girl I want on a night out because I'm so crap at first moves. I have also been voted best to have with them on a night out because I keep groups together and bring drunks home. These distinctions have earned me the title of Corpsman because I tend to the "wounded" and I'm always on my own. Neat huh? Nice to know people notice you're not noticed.
Good lord I had seven heart attacks, two conniptions, 4 anyeurisms and I may have given birth at one stage but it's a win. A hell of a hard fought game, but a win for the us and a clawback of some respect after the forfeit we had to the Admirals a couple of weeks back. I'm dead to the world now but I now have to undergo the great Viking tradition of getting absolutely flaming drunk, then rape (in the nice way) and pillage Limerick city. I am trying to get out of it because I'm not really in the mood but if I don't go, some members of the team will turn up at my place and abduct me. Don't laugh, it's happened before. Hell, I've done it to others before.
I'm growing more and more worried about my friend. I've talked her out of od'ing three times this week. It's starting to take a toll on me too, after talking to her for about 4 hours yesterday to convince her not to do it, I realised I was shaking pretty badly. I should point out I've only seen this girl once in the last 2 years. She means a lot to me though and we text constantly. Though usually about the same stuff. She keeps sounding like she's getting closer to doing the deed despite everything I say and do. I'm losing sleep over it now.
Apparently I've been voted least likely to "get with" the girl I want on a night out because I'm so crap at first moves. I have also been voted best to have with them on a night out because I keep groups together and bring drunks home. These distinctions have earned me the title of Corpsman because I tend to the "wounded" and I'm always on my own. Neat huh? Nice to know people notice you're not noticed.