devilwoman

Summary of the past 24 hours:



Unfortunately there is no smiley for diarrhoea but use your imagination, it isn't pretty.

My budgie is still alive so it isn't bird flu, that means it must be some MRSA superbug type thingy I've contracted from working too close to that fucking hospital.....I knew it was a bad idea to eat in their canteen last week......unclean unclean unclean and now I am barely alive.....

Ok so I've got a 24 hour type stomach bug. On the plus side I do not work this week but instead have got about a million appointments that I need to attend - I managed to make it out of the house yesterday to the doctors (how I managed it, I'll never know!) but it was a complete nightmare, I was just sitting there, breaking out in a cold sweat and using every ounce of my willpower to keep the bile from rising and dashing to the toilet every few minutes.....

It is amazing though for completely clearing out the system and assisting with weight loss, Christ the amount of weight I've lost since yesterday morning is fabulous, I could get used to this, without the awful nauseous headache of course.....

I have yet to assess whether or not I feel better today, unfortunately I have passed this evil nasty little bug onto my son who, being male, is not suffering very well at all and I have spent most of the night cleaning up puke and washing bedclothes....I didn't know that peaches and supernoodles could look so vile.......

Oh heavens I think I'm gonna barf again......