UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!!! YEAH!!!! I offically did it. I sold the asshole's last sale today. The customer came in and I totally took that sale. HAHA! Don't fuck with the master. Cause the Master will fuck you harder. Yeah! 
I fucked that ass hole. HA HA.
I fucked that ass hole. HA HA.
It's funny, I've gotten way more comments on this last entry than any other one...maybe I should be pissed off more often.