devilsbard

Dear hostess connoisseurs....

I feel I should apologize to everyone. It's my fault hostess is going out of business. I have not bought any hostess products in over a year. This must have affected their profits more than I had projected. I did this to slow my decent into obesity but I now see the error of my ways. I will be stock piling cupcakes and twinkies once I'm off work today. I don't want my daughter growing up in a dystopian world without twinkies.