devildoll

I wish I had my own personal Eric Cartman doll that I could fit in my pocket. He'd go EVERYWHERE with me. He'd have his own little remote control, and every time someone did something that annoyed me, I'd just press that little button and he'd let out his signature "LAME."

EXAMPLE....

"Have you heard that new My Chemical Romance song? It rocks!" .... LAME.

"Wow, you look AWFUL today! Are you okay?" ... LAME

BOSS: "Anika, I need you to work late tonight." ... LAME.

LAME.
LAME.
LAME.

...

That would be AWESOME. I would use the hell out of that thing! ... SERIOUSLY.

::sigh:: ... One can only dream.....