devildoll

I must work with one of the most annoying girls on the entire planet.

Seriously people. I kid you not.

I give you, The Things That Just Came Out of Her Mouth in the Lunchroom:


1. Paris Hilton is such a skank! She has slept with soooo many guys!

REALLY. Are you like her personal confidant or something?

2. I can't believe that Carl's Jr. commercial that she starred in! I was APALLED! She was practically giving that hose a blow job!!

Damn, then my porn collection would REALLY piss you off.

3. Let me tell you, any guy that you meet in a bar just wants ONE thing!

Oh really? Do you speak from experience?

4. I can't stand Frued. He was a perverted YOU- KNOW-WHAT! Followed by.... I was a psychology major, you know.

You, a practicing psychologist? That's a scary thought.

5. So I heard you just saw the Black Crowes in concert. Aren't they pretty washed-up by now?

::Sigh:: No my dear, not nearly as washed-up as you apparently.


I love playing devil's advocate with her. It's really quite entertaining! I do it in the most underhanded way so she doesn't even know what's happening.

Mind you, this woman is not 60 years old, she's only 29! ...SCARY.

If I ever get like that, I give you permission to put me out of my misery.

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On a lighter note, looks like I'll be spending my Sunday with Luci, ShawnDaddy, dmuff and my crime fighting partner louie_the_Zebra....good people that DON'T suck. Sweet.

P.S. Hahaha. And nooo...it's NOT that time of the month for me.