devil_bitch

I can't seem to bring myself to delete friends who have gone grey. It's been a bit of time but I am still holding out hope. I miss them and want them to come back. If only I had money to pay for subscriptions.

Umm so I am uber horny again. I need sex. Great sex. I will no longer settle for less. I need an attractive kinky man. So....

Dirty sex application

1. Do you like to bite and be bitten?
2. Do you like scratching your partner or being scratched?
3. Do you have a problem with blood being drawn as a result of questions 1 & 2?
4. Can you give a good spanking?
5. Do you have a problem sharing me with another man? (not right away but the option is there)
6. Do you like to be in control?
7. Can you talk dirty without sounding like a cheesy porn star?
8. Do you mind a little chemical alteration before hand?
9. How big is your cock, both length and girth?
10. Are you comfortable with a little BDSM?

Things that are non negotiable: Hair pulling on both parts, oral sex giving and receiving, must go longer than 10 minutes, must be willing for multiple times, and must be prepared to not sleep. I am demanding and I dont like to be told no.

Please review the above application carefully before submitting yours. There are no do overs. Thank you and have a nice day.

If it only it were that simple.

*edited to say- let's thank our friend Mr. alcohol for that post. It is all true ofcourse but never really just put it out there like that. *