devil_bitch

So umm yeah. That was the lamest bachelorette party that I have ever been too. There was a penis cake. That was good. Always fun. But there was also bad porn. Like bad 80's before everyone shaved porn. When a chick has ass hair it is far from sexy. Oh and I had my first taste of midget porn and OMG is that just sick and wrong. However it slighty funny to watch guy midgets hitting it from behind. It was little people with normal sized people. One guy midget aparantly liked it up the ass. It was disturbing. I did however get to see Bridget the midget for the first time. She was pretty. Then it got creepy to see her little face and hands sucking this really big cock. I had to leave. It was the farthest thing from hot ever. There was a bright spot to the night actually two.

1. My friend who I love dearly and occasional make out partner told me that I make her cream her pants just thinking about kissing me. And how hot I make her. I was having a I dont see why anyone would find me attractive moment. She was like are you serious. You're so hot and beautiful. *shrug*

2. Staying up way too late talking to someone I didn't want to stop talking to. I Can't wait for Saturday. What to wear? What to wear?

Happy Easter everone. OR as someone on this site said..Happy Zombie Jesus Day. I am hoping for mad cash and lots of candy and food!!

Zarina and CoCo can sit in my Easter basket. Wouldn't that be great to open up your Easter basket and find a really hot SG waiting for ya. Ofcourse my basket would be black with red coffins on it and have LillithVain inside of it. My Easter bunny has devil horns.