Well another week has creeped by and I feel like I have accomplished nothing. I am almost done wth summer classes. A few more days. 2 more actually. I have an interview tomorrow for a part time job in a store at one of the local malls. If I don't get this job I am going to feel so very stupid. How hard can it really be? So wish me luck peoples!!! I need cash bad. Real bad. One more paper to write. Two if I want to go for extra credit. Which I am still debating. I really am boring as all hell. 
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If you don't get that job it's probably because a million people applied and you were only second best. Good luck nonetheless.
Hamsters are cute and cuddly, are they not? WRONG! It is all a guise designed solely to lull us all into a false sense of security. These "cute and cuddly" creatures are slowly assimilating themselves into every aspect of American culture. They are in our homes, in our children's schools, up the rectums of some of our famous actors...and WHY?! Because they want CONTROL! Once they have made thier move, there will be NO WAY to stop them all. They can chew through cardboard....CARDBOARD!!! As we speak, they a hamster has probably already ninja'd his way up the rectum of your prospective future boss and burrowed it's way to his brain...hollowing out a position of POWER with which to control his new human flesh-puppet.
Wait, I forgot where I was going with this. Oh, yeah...ANYWAYS. So, obviously, if you don't get the job....it's because a hamster has burrowed it's way into the brain of your prospective future boss and made him NOT hire you because OBVIOUSLY, you are a threat to their plans.
The same thing kept me out of the Presidency.