Monday Jul 19, 2004

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Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
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flimshaw:
i love the scene when the diplomats at the un are making fun of the representives from canada and keep saying "aboot". finally the candians catch on and say "hey. you guys are dicks."
jamesriot:
Heh. I wound up having dinner over that kid's house. His mom said I seemed nice enough (plus, she knows where I work) so she's letting him go. Now I just have to keep him from getting knocked around too much. Heh.





and his mom DID hit on me...it was kinda creepy...

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