21st birthday included-
*Lipsyncing transvestites
*An obcene amount of red hair dye
*The sweetest suite at the Hyatt
*CON
*Top hat and tails
*Gifts of Bunny Suicide and boots
*Friends who are not really friends
*Good old fashion drunkness
I could have easily passed my birthday off as a train wreck waiting to happen before it even begain, but for once I tried to...
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*Lipsyncing transvestites
*An obcene amount of red hair dye
*The sweetest suite at the Hyatt
*CON
*Top hat and tails
*Gifts of Bunny Suicide and boots
*Friends who are not really friends
*Good old fashion drunkness
I could have easily passed my birthday off as a train wreck waiting to happen before it even begain, but for once I tried to...
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I just spent 30 min washing a pig.
Because he was dirty.
(God, you guys are a bunch of idiots)
Well if I didn't wash him who would?
Well yes I suppose there might be a cleaning service that would handle that but I don't really have the ti-
Yeah I guess it is good pig washing weather but you didn't need to cut me...
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Because he was dirty.
(God, you guys are a bunch of idiots)
Well if I didn't wash him who would?
Well yes I suppose there might be a cleaning service that would handle that but I don't really have the ti-
Yeah I guess it is good pig washing weather but you didn't need to cut me...
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shafter_wasco:
Thanks!
What day(s) were you at Comic-Con? Hope your birthday was spilling with fun.
I'm crushing your head
[Edited on Jul 18, 2005 1:02PM]
What day(s) were you at Comic-Con? Hope your birthday was spilling with fun.
I'm crushing your head
[Edited on Jul 18, 2005 1:02PM]
shafter_wasco:
Doesn't sound as cool as you thought it would?
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa . . . whoa. whoa.
whoa.
Lois, this is not my Batman cup.
Lerch is a pretty cool guy. I always thought he was a badass 'cause he didn't talk. He's just that cool that he doesn't have to.
[Edited on Jul 18, 2005 10:53PM]
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa . . . whoa. whoa.
whoa.
Lois, this is not my Batman cup.
Lerch is a pretty cool guy. I always thought he was a badass 'cause he didn't talk. He's just that cool that he doesn't have to.
[Edited on Jul 18, 2005 10:53PM]
My bangs are so long they now block my vision. I've trimed them twice but I want them to grow out so I have to leave them alone. I keep shaking them out of my face so I'm starting to resemble the goth kid from South Park.
An older large guy came into my work the other day and I couldn't stop staring at his...
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An older large guy came into my work the other day and I couldn't stop staring at his...
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falkor:
yes he does quite good work and he is quick too, my peice only took 4 hrs.
I know, the movie is a bit sad at times. Afterall the nothingness is pretty major...no my dear i am not a lover of the swamps, give me a beach anyday
I know, the movie is a bit sad at times. Afterall the nothingness is pretty major...no my dear i am not a lover of the swamps, give me a beach anyday
My cat likes bunnys
My cat likes baby bunnys
My cat likes to catch baby bunnys
My cat likes to catch and rip apart baby bunnys
My cat likes to catch and rip apart baby bunnys while they scream.
My cat likes to catch and rip apart baby bunnys while they scream and then he eats them.
My cat likes to catch and rip apart...
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My cat likes baby bunnys
My cat likes to catch baby bunnys
My cat likes to catch and rip apart baby bunnys
My cat likes to catch and rip apart baby bunnys while they scream.
My cat likes to catch and rip apart baby bunnys while they scream and then he eats them.
My cat likes to catch and rip apart...
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hastwothumbs:
Clayton's cat has been doing the same thing, only with moles.
The other day we watched his dog eat a mole. It was neat.
Then I ate a mole.
Then Clayton ate a mole. It was a buffet, apparently.
Moles taste pretty good. A little moley but not too holy. Like balogna.
Or something.
The other day we watched his dog eat a mole. It was neat.
Then I ate a mole.
Then Clayton ate a mole. It was a buffet, apparently.
Moles taste pretty good. A little moley but not too holy. Like balogna.
Or something.
saucer:
Interesting.....I can remember one summer where our cat brought baby rabbits from across the street we were living on. It was weird...they would keep bring them home one after another...I don't remember what we did with them....I think we brought them to a humane society.
I was saddened to hear of Hunter Thompsons passing and even more sad to find that no one seemed to care, so in the past week I took it upon myself to make references to Fear and Loathing.
When dealing with customers at work:
"as your insurance agent I strongly advise you to..."
This presents a bit of a problem as (1) I'm not technicaly...
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When dealing with customers at work:
"as your insurance agent I strongly advise you to..."
This presents a bit of a problem as (1) I'm not technicaly...
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hastwothumbs:
That's almost as good a faux-eulogy as what Warren Ellis wrote about Thompson's death. Although I'm such Mr. T would've been much happier to have someone doing drugs and bamboozling customers in his honor than writing about his literary merits.
Can I have some drugs, pretty please?
Can I have some drugs, pretty please?
shawndaddy:
beautiful profile pic 
Dear Rain,
No one likes you.
Fuck off.
Devi
No one likes you.
Fuck off.
Devi
jint:
ew, i hate rain.
i hate snow.
we have loads of snow.
but snow is still better than rain...
great excuse to stay indoors and watching movies and listening to records...
i hate snow.
we have loads of snow.
but snow is still better than rain...
great excuse to stay indoors and watching movies and listening to records...
AAHhh!
Its finally a beautiful day outside with perfect weather and I'm stuck at work looking out the window. There is even a pond with grass right outside and I want nothing more then to be out doing things. (Now dont think because I'm talking about nature and saying that I want to be doing things that I want to go on a hike or...
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Its finally a beautiful day outside with perfect weather and I'm stuck at work looking out the window. There is even a pond with grass right outside and I want nothing more then to be out doing things. (Now dont think because I'm talking about nature and saying that I want to be doing things that I want to go on a hike or...
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hastwothumbs:
Holy crap! Your hand DOES look like Lady Deathstrike's! 
I knew there was a reason you weren't posting a picture. Though, truthfully, I was kind of betting on you being an alien. A huge blob creature with a million tentacles and a jet pack.
I'm kind of disappointed that you turned out to be a hot girl.
I knew there was a reason you weren't posting a picture. Though, truthfully, I was kind of betting on you being an alien. A huge blob creature with a million tentacles and a jet pack.
I'm kind of disappointed that you turned out to be a hot girl.
hastwothumbs:
"There's no 'I' in Borg" is my new favorite saying. It's like "there's no 'I' in team," only cooler 'cause it's Borg. And only a few people will understand what I'm talking about because the reference, while obscure, is not so much as to be completely incomprehensible. (Unlike that last sentence.)
Thanks. I owe you an inside joke now, I guess.
Thanks. I owe you an inside joke now, I guess.
today I saw a huge 18 wheeler dump truck fall on a car on the freeway. The sand was fine.
PS- this is what the alphabet would look like if there were no Q or R
PS- this is what the alphabet would look like if there were no Q or R
hastwothumbs:
Last week I saw a caravan of a dozen trucks carrying dirt bikes lining the side of the 15 because one of them collided with a Mini-Cooper.
Although your story is better.
Although your story is better.
heartcooksbrain:
Hey! Email me or call me sometime..... my email is hogerson@gmail.com
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I like chickens 
ass.
sounds like a great birthday...
even though its ten days late...happy b-day...