So this chicken walks into a bar and bartender says "What the hell are you doing in here."
And the chicken says, "what the fuck do you think I doing. You think I came in here to get the oil changed on my car? Fuck no! This is a bar. I came in for a beer!"
The bartender says, "We don't serve chickens! Get out before you shit on our floor."
So the chicken hops up on the bar, leans close to the bartender and is about to explain to him about the awful day shes had and why she deserves a beer, when all of a sudden the chicken remembers she doesnt have lips and therefore can't talk.
Not wanting to interfear with the laws of nature, the chicken instead rips the bartenders heart out with her beak and takes a few beers back home to her roost.
True story. My cousins gynocologist saw the whole thing.
And the chicken says, "what the fuck do you think I doing. You think I came in here to get the oil changed on my car? Fuck no! This is a bar. I came in for a beer!"
The bartender says, "We don't serve chickens! Get out before you shit on our floor."
So the chicken hops up on the bar, leans close to the bartender and is about to explain to him about the awful day shes had and why she deserves a beer, when all of a sudden the chicken remembers she doesnt have lips and therefore can't talk.
Not wanting to interfear with the laws of nature, the chicken instead rips the bartenders heart out with her beak and takes a few beers back home to her roost.
True story. My cousins gynocologist saw the whole thing.
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dane_valek:
heres to getting paid to leech hispeed interweb
shafter_wasco:
Ya know, I feel stupid for this, but I never saw the last comment you left me 'til now. What a wacky system this world is.
