so i'm sitting here listening to my good friend chris tell me about what he hates about his girlfriend. it just makes me so much more appreciative of PJ.
i did not realize that people could suck so much at being affectionate, and just overall a good significant other. i guess i take for granted the fact that PJ cleans for me sometimes when i...
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i did not realize that people could suck so much at being affectionate, and just overall a good significant other. i guess i take for granted the fact that PJ cleans for me sometimes when i...
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i find it odd that my boyfriend tells me i am allowed to fuck anyone i want. haha, i have an OPEN RELATIONSHIP, which really isn't open at all. i know he would hate to have anyone else touch me, and i would hate to have anyone else touch him. it's funny to talk about, though. he says he can say that, because he knows...
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clover:
consider yourself lucky the ladies at our dmv are middle-aged divorced women who hate everyone.
stiggy56:
That's funny! I like small asian girls too! 
My thing is that I like a girl with imagination and brains. I can't stand a girl with no wit or humor! I try to laugh all the time. I crack my own self up when no ones around, but it's better when someone is there to laugh with you!
My thing is that I like a girl with imagination and brains. I can't stand a girl with no wit or humor! I try to laugh all the time. I crack my own self up when no ones around, but it's better when someone is there to laugh with you!
i'm going to post again, because i'm retarded. i called PJ just to see how he was.
he got me a card and had derek hess sign it to: devastator. i find it funny how one random comment could turn into a full-fledged nickname and obsession. not to mention devastator was an evil transformer. yes...
so apparently random bought an orignial piece of artwork. you...
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he got me a card and had derek hess sign it to: devastator. i find it funny how one random comment could turn into a full-fledged nickname and obsession. not to mention devastator was an evil transformer. yes...
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switchcomb:
Yes, the cuddling part is hard to go without. I'll be leaving for school early august.
rac1977:
hardcore fucking every day? How come your boy isn't begging on the streets to get you a plane fare home?
[Edited on Jun 28, 2004 8:02AM]
[Edited on Jun 28, 2004 8:02AM]
i am so fucking tired. it is nearly impossible to sleep in a hospital, so i have had a somewhat sleepless three days. my mother is doing great [in my eyes]. she is so weak and tired, but everything went well, and her lupus is not acting up [i don't want to jump the gun]. whew. that's so relieving.
she wants me to get glasses....
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she wants me to get glasses....
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jonalcoholic:
Now, should I use my followers for good or evil? Hrmmmmm. . .
You should shave your hair off! That would be so hot. Or not really. Im not drinking right now, so i'm sorta out my element. I am so confused I don't know what to do.
You should shave your hair off! That would be so hot. Or not really. Im not drinking right now, so i'm sorta out my element. I am so confused I don't know what to do.
jonalcoholic:
Many a times I have wished for a "death lazer" that shoots outa my finger. Id kill so many people.
But automatic targeting and firing machine guns in my house would be cool. Somehow they would target me and shoot, just because it's gods silly way of telling me he hates me.
But automatic targeting and firing machine guns in my house would be cool. Somehow they would target me and shoot, just because it's gods silly way of telling me he hates me.
this is a notice: everyone should chip in on the "get crystal back to fucking oklahoma" fund. so far greyhound tickets are like 80 bucks. plane tickets are 300 bucks. rena said she would donate twenty dollars, so you guys can take it from there.
here's some incentive: i'll give you a kiss if you donate! or, uh, i won't give you a kiss. either...
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here's some incentive: i'll give you a kiss if you donate! or, uh, i won't give you a kiss. either...
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clover:
thank you for that comment it made me smile.
jonalcoholic:
a cock pushup is when you lay on your stomach, and you let your erection lift you off the ground. Thus, only needing to do one.
And why would you wanna go back to OK? OK sucks! Come to Texas. We'll probably let you convert to texan after living there for a few years.
Okay, so when is story time?
And why would you wanna go back to OK? OK sucks! Come to Texas. We'll probably let you convert to texan after living there for a few years.
Okay, so when is story time?
so it's not like i have a life or anything.
someone entertain me.
someone entertain me.
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switchcomb:
POOP! 
loismustdie:
hey when did you get back on here?!
i know, gay, but...
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give...
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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give...
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emma35:
2. Yes
3. hmmm.....I'm not sure but I've known you since 8th or 9th grade.....
4. no....but you're a cutie!
5. sure why not
6. intelligent
7. that you were cool.
8. yeah
9. other people that are funny
10. pj (heh) cause I know that he is here and would make you happy to have him back there!!!
11. Not that well I imagine
12. hmmm.......at a concert maybe?
13. nope
14. nope
2. Yes
3. hmmm.....I'm not sure but I've known you since 8th or 9th grade.....
4. no....but you're a cutie!
5. sure why not
6. intelligent
7. that you were cool.
8. yeah
9. other people that are funny
10. pj (heh) cause I know that he is here and would make you happy to have him back there!!!
11. Not that well I imagine
12. hmmm.......at a concert maybe?
13. nope
14. nope
chezgeek:
hahaha.. very funny. but a sega cd would rule!
my hands are starting to cramp up from all the typing. i suppose i haven't typed in so long.
damn you, crystal, for not going to your C++ classes...
damn you, crystal, for not going to your C++ classes...
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chezgeek:
not all the time.... i think our average was like 2 hours... but we did it practically every day for like a year
chezgeek:
heh yeah. we went to the movies a lot. shows too. and the beach.
man, to be frank, it really sucks over here. there's not much to do, and i find myself being pissed off for the majority of the day. i masturbate incessantly; i can't get rid of this horniness that envelopes me every other minute of the day. i want to get back home soon, so i can get some hardcore snuggling, and also some hardcore anal...
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chezgeek:
yes. yes i do. very much so 
incidentally, i lost my virginity to a lesbian. she was my highschool gf. best sex i ever had.
incidentally, i lost my virginity to a lesbian. she was my highschool gf. best sex i ever had.
chezgeek:
i wish i could have met more girls like you in highschool..i think i know what im gonna dream about tonite 
man, i am fucking pissed!
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jonalcoholic:
I'm too tired to be pissed.
Those thoughts aren't that bad.
Apparently im too tired to think of anything to say.
rock on doll.
Those thoughts aren't that bad.
Apparently im too tired to think of anything to say.
rock on doll.
switchcomb:
Pissed on or off?
hahahahahahaha