this is a notice: everyone should chip in on the "get crystal back to fucking oklahoma" fund. so far greyhound tickets are like 80 bucks. plane tickets are 300 bucks. rena said she would donate twenty dollars, so you guys can take it from there.
here's some incentive: i'll give you a kiss if you donate! or, uh, i won't give you a kiss. either way...well.
fuck. just help me out, dammit.
here's some incentive: i'll give you a kiss if you donate! or, uh, i won't give you a kiss. either way...well.
fuck. just help me out, dammit.
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And why would you wanna go back to OK? OK sucks! Come to Texas. We'll probably let you convert to texan after living there for a few years.
Okay, so when is story time?