man, to be frank, it really sucks over here. there's not much to do, and i find myself being pissed off for the majority of the day. i masturbate incessantly; i can't get rid of this horniness that envelopes me every other minute of the day. i want to get back home soon, so i can get some hardcore snuggling, and also some hardcore anal sex or something!

this girl named misty wants to make out with me. i find that kind of goofy. i've never had a girl really attracted to me, except for jennifer towne. and well, she's asian. and adorable.

some dude offered to take me out to have coffee tonight, and honestly i wanted to, because i NEED to get out of this house, but he's a stranger, and my parents would flip. i know i should be wary of people i don't know, but i honestly just don't give a damn.

i need some real sex. i mean, a nice long fuck. with all the dressings, too. i'm going crazy here.