With apologies to The Boxtops:
Give her a ticket on an airplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days aren't gone
She's not a-comin' home
But my baby wrote me a letter
Well she wrote me a letter
Said she couldn't live
Without me no more
Listen Dubya can't see
I've got to get my baby back home
Anyway, yeah
Give her a ticket on an airplane
Ain't got time to take the camel train
Lonely days aren't gone
She's not a-comin' home
But my baby wrote me a letter
My baby wrote me a letter
Correspondence makes me happy. The circumstances under which said correspondence occur make me furious.
Bring them home. Now.
Give her a ticket on an airplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days aren't gone
She's not a-comin' home
But my baby wrote me a letter
Well she wrote me a letter
Said she couldn't live
Without me no more
Listen Dubya can't see
I've got to get my baby back home
Anyway, yeah
Give her a ticket on an airplane
Ain't got time to take the camel train
Lonely days aren't gone
She's not a-comin' home
But my baby wrote me a letter
My baby wrote me a letter
Correspondence makes me happy. The circumstances under which said correspondence occur make me furious.
Bring them home. Now.
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hypoxian:
I hope they do too. Our future depends on it.
gardimus:
You seem fun