deux

that's a tough one. good luck to the both of you.

You said, and I quote,"5. She tried to tell me my copy of Alien was broken becasue it had the black bars at the top and bottom of the screen."

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFGLMFAO!!!

I swear to God I thought I was one of the only people to ever experience that paticular form of boneheadedness (look, I made up a new word, lol). I was hanging out at a local video store that a buddy of mine worked at when this family of what can only be described as "trailer dwellers" came in not once, but twice, in the same evening to return movies cause, as they put it, "they had them there black lines at tha top ana bottom. We reckon they must be broken."

-Josh