I'm considering going to get a massage from a place that appears less than reputable on the surface. Now before you freak out and think I've lost my mind, read on...
(all quotes originally from another message board I frequent)
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Originally Posted by Katiebobatie75
Are all those Thai places "happy ending" massage joints, or are they sometimes actually regular massage joints. I think it would be cool to have a tiny Asian woman walk on my back, but I worry it's really just a brothel in there.
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Originally Posted by Krash
From what I understand, about 99.9% of them are "jack-joints." That said, I've considered going to a couple at odd times in my life (not for the happy ending, just because there wasn't a legitmate massage shop in my area at the time... I'm perverted, but not that perverted). According to my little brother, female customers wouldn't be offered the "happy ending."
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Originally Posted by Krash
There's an "Oriental Massage" place a few blocks from my place that I'm seriously considering going to in light of this thread. My curiousity's all up now. Wonder how they'd react to a female customer?
Dare I?
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Originally Posted by Thornapplebison
I suggest you do. If they don't shoo you out as soon as you walk in the door, it's probably legitamate. However, there's always the possiblity that they're just flexible like that. Unlikely, though. Usually professional lovers do men for work and women for love or play.
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Originally Posted by Krash
I'm not saying I'd go for a happy ending (if it even made it that far). The likelyhood of going that far is just shy of insignifcant. I'm just wondering if:
A. They'd let me in the door.
B. What kind of massage would be offered and how good it would be.
C. What the price difference is between it and my regular massuse.
D. If it is that kind of place (which I'm almost positive it is), would a happy ending even be offered?
Anyone else have any toughts or opinions?
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Originally posted by Katiebobatie75:
I think you should do it as a sort of experiment. See what happens and report back.
If anyone says "me love you long time", I'll die from happiness.
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Thoughts? Opinions? Have I lost my everloving 'lil mind for even considering this?
(all quotes originally from another message board I frequent)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Katiebobatie75
Are all those Thai places "happy ending" massage joints, or are they sometimes actually regular massage joints. I think it would be cool to have a tiny Asian woman walk on my back, but I worry it's really just a brothel in there.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krash
From what I understand, about 99.9% of them are "jack-joints." That said, I've considered going to a couple at odd times in my life (not for the happy ending, just because there wasn't a legitmate massage shop in my area at the time... I'm perverted, but not that perverted). According to my little brother, female customers wouldn't be offered the "happy ending."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krash
There's an "Oriental Massage" place a few blocks from my place that I'm seriously considering going to in light of this thread. My curiousity's all up now. Wonder how they'd react to a female customer?
Dare I?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thornapplebison
I suggest you do. If they don't shoo you out as soon as you walk in the door, it's probably legitamate. However, there's always the possiblity that they're just flexible like that. Unlikely, though. Usually professional lovers do men for work and women for love or play.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krash
I'm not saying I'd go for a happy ending (if it even made it that far). The likelyhood of going that far is just shy of insignifcant. I'm just wondering if:
A. They'd let me in the door.
B. What kind of massage would be offered and how good it would be.
C. What the price difference is between it and my regular massuse.
D. If it is that kind of place (which I'm almost positive it is), would a happy ending even be offered?
Anyone else have any toughts or opinions?
Quote:
Originally posted by Katiebobatie75:
I think you should do it as a sort of experiment. See what happens and report back.
If anyone says "me love you long time", I'll die from happiness.
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Thoughts? Opinions? Have I lost my everloving 'lil mind for even considering this?
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