The only excuses you will ever need in life:
"I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault I SWEAR TO GOD!!"
Discuss.
"I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault I SWEAR TO GOD!!"
Discuss.
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Bill Cosby, "To Russell, My Brother, Whom I Slept With"