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Sunday Nov 19, 2006

Nov 19, 2006
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O.K., I am in the thick of it right now, and to prove that I am totally disconnected from reality here is the funniest headline I have read in awhile: Pudgy penguins beat James Bond 'by a flipper'

I clicked the link half hoping to find a nicely animated clip of Bond getting the beatdown from a bunch of penguins, or at least a solid bitch slap. Sadly, my imagination turned out to be much, much more amusing than the rather dry box office returns article that awaited me at the other "end" of the link. I wish you could picture what I did when I read the headline, it involved a lot of blood, and well a lot of tuxedos.

Damn...I wish I had some flash skillz. Oh well...I am off to bed. G'night all.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
glassheart:
weeeeee!!!
Nov 21, 2006
truthwhore:
isn't that a george carlin routine?
Nov 26, 2006

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