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Friday Feb 08, 2013

Feb 8, 2013
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Beunas dias fuckers,

You know a fair part of my week is spent watching TV. Whilst I am rewarded by great programming and thought provoking docos, I do however suffer through fucking outragiously annoying commercials. After years of being a slut for loud music and small rehersal studios my hearing isn't as sharp as it used to be. I'm watching TV turning up the dialogue through the program and fuck, BANG! Loud ass commercials. I don't really know where I'm going with this but I've posted these annoying commercials for you.

Let's start with the pool safety kid. I don't care what anyone thinks, this kid needs a couple of harsh stinging backhanders. Sorry, I know you have a valuable message but you annoy me, you have a shrill voice and get a fucking haircut!



Next is the designated driver commercial. Now how do you effectively communicate the serious message of drink driving and the importance of designated drivers to 'the kids'? You guessed it! A lame pasty white guy rapping.



It reminds me of Beck Cartwrights tragic pop offering, all seats taken...



Anywho here's some commercials I'd actually enjoy seeing on the teev.





I love Jon Lajolie...









Anywho thanks to Charlie Stars & Romany for tips on how to post vids properly. This probably explains why I've gone overboard on the youtube throws.

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cherrytrash:
You...have a real profile pic eeek
Feb 12, 2013
cherrytrash:
Ha! I like the guy in the hat but a glowing duck sounds awesome
Feb 12, 2013

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