Bonjour fuckers,
Firstly apologies, like a politician being asked a direct question I've been unable to get my shit straight, I've been working on a big project at work which has taken up a disproportionate amount of my free time. Also I suck, the last bit is to my dismay common knowledge.
Anywho, to my mates who read the feacal sorbet that are my thoughts and observations thankyou, in todays turgid motherfucking episode:
Lifestyle shows, US elections, not so secret farting,
So many lifestyle shows on TV. Now I don't watch them but a thought occurs to me. Lifestyle is more than bricks, mortar, water features in your newly transformed garden, correctly placed furniture, the latest in kitchen appliances and cooking the ultimate Sunday brunch using fresh ingredients. If tolerance, wisdom and patience were a commodity you could buy at selected retailers our society would be transformed from a bunch of self obsessed materialistic losers to the utopia that currently escapes us.
The US elections are hotting up, wow, like the old South Park episode my American mates get to choose between a douche and a shit sandwich, seriously thought Romney? If you're not part of the mega rich elite you may as well be dead! Fancy that all those money grabbing poor fuckers expecting, wait for it, a decent standard of living?! Motherfucking good heavens! Correct me if I'm wrong but Obama hasn't done much for world peace either, war still rages in the east, and the status quo is still in effect, banks get a bail out but average Joe still has pay his mortgage no bail out for him.The one percent still reclining, still making cash while the American dream is sold to the masses like a carrot on a stick in front of the old nag that is the US citizen. The US economy is in decline, don't believe me check out the Australian dollar. Anywho this isn't a bash on my mates simply a reality check. Not that Australia is any better we're riding high on the mining boom and every boom has a bust.
Has this ever happened to you? Sure it has. Well here's my story. Here I am at work feeling kinda bloated, the urge the let one rip makes me take a walk out into the warehouse. There in the seclusion of the cavernous room I let one break, hoping the sound of machinery will absorb the noise. A perfect e-minor power chord running through a valve distortion pedal, running through a super-overdrive pedal, running through an octave, an envelope filter and a T-Wah being amplified through a stack of Marshalls with 400 watt valve heads turned to 11 reverb around the open space. Relieved and swaggering away as I slap myself a five, (the prefect crime), a small voice inside my head says "turnaround", the warehouse manager is looking at me with a mixture of pride, horror & astonishment.
Well that's all 'mes jolies, a plus tard', and remember I may be full of shit but I am a product of society, ha!
to see me out:
Firstly apologies, like a politician being asked a direct question I've been unable to get my shit straight, I've been working on a big project at work which has taken up a disproportionate amount of my free time. Also I suck, the last bit is to my dismay common knowledge.
Anywho, to my mates who read the feacal sorbet that are my thoughts and observations thankyou, in todays turgid motherfucking episode:
Lifestyle shows, US elections, not so secret farting,
So many lifestyle shows on TV. Now I don't watch them but a thought occurs to me. Lifestyle is more than bricks, mortar, water features in your newly transformed garden, correctly placed furniture, the latest in kitchen appliances and cooking the ultimate Sunday brunch using fresh ingredients. If tolerance, wisdom and patience were a commodity you could buy at selected retailers our society would be transformed from a bunch of self obsessed materialistic losers to the utopia that currently escapes us.
The US elections are hotting up, wow, like the old South Park episode my American mates get to choose between a douche and a shit sandwich, seriously thought Romney? If you're not part of the mega rich elite you may as well be dead! Fancy that all those money grabbing poor fuckers expecting, wait for it, a decent standard of living?! Motherfucking good heavens! Correct me if I'm wrong but Obama hasn't done much for world peace either, war still rages in the east, and the status quo is still in effect, banks get a bail out but average Joe still has pay his mortgage no bail out for him.The one percent still reclining, still making cash while the American dream is sold to the masses like a carrot on a stick in front of the old nag that is the US citizen. The US economy is in decline, don't believe me check out the Australian dollar. Anywho this isn't a bash on my mates simply a reality check. Not that Australia is any better we're riding high on the mining boom and every boom has a bust.
Has this ever happened to you? Sure it has. Well here's my story. Here I am at work feeling kinda bloated, the urge the let one rip makes me take a walk out into the warehouse. There in the seclusion of the cavernous room I let one break, hoping the sound of machinery will absorb the noise. A perfect e-minor power chord running through a valve distortion pedal, running through a super-overdrive pedal, running through an octave, an envelope filter and a T-Wah being amplified through a stack of Marshalls with 400 watt valve heads turned to 11 reverb around the open space. Relieved and swaggering away as I slap myself a five, (the prefect crime), a small voice inside my head says "turnaround", the warehouse manager is looking at me with a mixture of pride, horror & astonishment.
Well that's all 'mes jolies, a plus tard', and remember I may be full of shit but I am a product of society, ha!
to see me out:
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